There was a time when my sister would mention how much she wants an SUV, and I’d be unable to resist launching into a whole thing about how irresponsible and wasteful they are. But after receiving my thousandth blank, confused stare from everybody at the table, I realized it was futile,” Wilmot said. “Now, I don’t even flinch when my dad mentions he’s reading ‘this amazing book called The Celestine Prophecy.’ That’s how bad it is.”
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95 Percent Of Opinions Withheld on Visit to Family (The Onion)
Totally unrelated, seriously, but my parents and brother visited on Tuesday. Ahem.
