Full text of a FWD:FWD:FWD: from my great aunt
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> HERE ARE WISHES FOR YOUR TURKEY DAY!
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> MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
> MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP;
> MAY YOUR POTATOES AND GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
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> MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,
> MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
> MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!
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> HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
> Vivian/Holli
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> SOMEONE PUT IT SO WELL! READ ON!
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> ‘TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,BUT I JUST COULDN’T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING
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> TOSSING AND TURNING IN ANTICIPATION,THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED,THE DARK MEAT & WHITE.BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
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> AT LAST I GAVE UP THE GHOST & RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR AND GAZED IN THE FRIDGE AT THE GOODIES GALORE.
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> I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, ‘TILL ALL OF A SUDDEN I ROSE OFF THE GROUND. I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING FLOATING INTO THE SKY WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE. BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES:
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> HAPPY EATING TO ALL, PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE!
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> HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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