Steve Spillman

is a good friend of yours.
He is also the community manager @GroupMe.

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i think i actually cut this out of the onion when i used to be able to find the onion in print. at some point a few years ago i really wanted to be a comedy writer.

found it going through my old reddit comments. sorta edifying.

turns out i’ve always been awesome.