Today I Google Image Search’d “breakfast” because, duh, hungry, and this is like the fifth result.
Um, what the fuck? This is the saddest breakfast ever. It’s like if a bunch of people who had never been to earth were given 5 seconds to look at a real breakfast, then asked to replicate it with anything they could find in a grocery store.
Anyway, apparently this is actually a thing in the UK, which is dumb, and now I never want to go there, because those black, cylindrical, rice-filled bullshit things are the worst. Except for the mushrooms. And beans for breakfast. Ugh.
Seriously, I’ll take Swiss Birchermüesli over this anyday, and it’s not even good.
